Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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