either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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