You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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