At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize