dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
soo... how was my night?
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