Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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