Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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