just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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