Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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