Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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