I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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