U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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