how can u be prego again
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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