She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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