he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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