You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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