I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is classic penis vs brain.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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