I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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