You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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