maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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