Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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