a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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