i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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