If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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