i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Your shirt... Was in my pants
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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