ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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