I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
ok first of all what the fuck
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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