i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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