Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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