Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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