Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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