I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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