some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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