His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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