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I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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