Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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