you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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