Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she told me i tasted like america
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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