I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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