I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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