Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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