my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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