i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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