I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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