Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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