He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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