Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm sobbing to NWA
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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