U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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