so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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