doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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