She said her name was "party"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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