fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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