I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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