Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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