Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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